Scyker, 35

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All, OR, USA

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I don't give a s--- about your title Goddamn it

I don't give a s--- about your title Goddamn it I have no idea what to write here... Umm, I'm looking for someone who is nice and funny and perfect and basically that one person everybody else wants. You know them? The perfect one? Yeah, them. I'm bi. Not going to pretend I'm not. I am training to go into acting (I know, goldmine right?) I study theater and music but am not that big a fan of musical theater. I mean, I'm good at arts and making bad second impressions. Seriously I suck at them. I'm also good at singing and at acting. Except for when I'm not. Good at making people laugh, even when I don't mean to. I'm really good at grammar which is why I can write a paper in the span of an hour without cracking the book once.... Um, it's possible there's more. I just haven't tried them.
Currently going for a BFA. I'm enjoying life. More or less. You know. Um...It'd be nice to find someone to spend that time with in a deeper way. So I guess I'm technically looking I'm not planning around it or anything. Not even really vague plans like most people do. My dream is that one day I will become obscenely rich and give away most all of it to charity. I don't need a 4,000 room mansion. I'm really giving and kind and, dear God, I hope I'm funny. Any questions? If so just ask me, I guess.
You know how you can tell if you should contact me? If I made you laugh. Or smile. Or snort derisively. It's the internet I mean what would it change? I don't just h--k up so don't do that. Don't get me wrong I can be a s----l person, but I don't want a foundation based on it so don't hit me up if you just want a booty call. Do me a favor, don't be a fag. Now, that is not to say don't message me if you're gay (you're part of my S-- life for God's sake.) Let me put it this way, if you could say, in all seriousness, that you would die without make up DON'T BOTHER. Don't message me if you don't have at least average intelligence. Please, I don't want to go through that process. Be smart fun happy and have a genuine interest in me. Uh, thanks

About Me

Gender Male

Orientation Bisexual

Height 6'00"

Weight 270 lbs

Hobbies & Interests writing, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, television, travel, video games

Body Type overweight

Movies horror, sci-fi, romantic comedy, romance, indie, action, comedy, drama

Orientation bisexual

Eye Color green

Hair Color red

Ethnicity Caucasian

Relationship single

Have Kids no - maybe with the right person

Education Level currently in college

Profession Artistic / Musical

Income level Less than $25,000

Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink? no

I currently live with parents

Socially, I am comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Political Views democrat, liberal

Food Related Always Dieting, Chinese, Chocoholic, Italian, Junk Food Junkie

Personality lover, introvert

Religious Views Jewish

I'm looking for romance, conversation, soulmate, dating, mr. right, miss right

My Sign libra : sept. 23-oct. 22

Pets Cat

Gender Male

Music Metal, Jazz-Fusion, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Indie, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Country, Folk, Jazz, House, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Gospel, Dance

Hair Style short hair

Fitness & Sports baseball, working out, weightlifting, walking, swimming, running, bowling, hiking, handball, diving, dancing

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